Yeah, so I totally got an iPhone the other day. Now I can take pictures from a phone built in 2011 and filter them to look like it came from the 70s.
I don’t have a lot of apps or anything like that yet. But this Instagram is pretty fun. And my ukulele tuner… well I don’t know where I’d be without that.
I got this iPhone because its so god damned pretty… but the first thing the guy in the phone store did is make me buy mucho $ worth of plastic to entomb it. I only got to have unprotected text once! Its much better. The good news, my phone will be in mint condition when its obsolete next year.
I work 6 or 7 days a week… and to show for it, I have a pretty thing. Neat.
Well a pretty thing I think, I haven’t actually seen the phone… but the Bell store guy told me its pretty and its somewhere buried under all that plastic.
Go with yourself.
The Morning After 
Alright, iPhone noob – here is what you need to do.
Firstly, I agree about Instagram. It’s the bomb. Also check out Camera+, designed by Victoria’s own Lisa Bettany and it’s the best thing that has ever happened to my iPhone (second only to my ukulele tuner, otherwise my Lady Blukulele would be sorely out of tune).
Keep your case on. You will drop your iphone approximately one thousand times – on tile, pavement, you name it. You will be thankful for your case.
Thirdly, don’t get Angry Birds. Get Settlers of Catan instead (much less predictable).
Try Viber and What’s App (free unlimited texts, calls etc).
Don’t be surprised that the Facebook app sucks, but be pleasantly surprised when you discover that the Twitter app is awesome.
I know I am about a month behind here, but hopefully you have not fallen into an Angry Bird trap yet.