Just flipping through my issue of Coral: The Reef Aquarium Magazine. Just so much knowledge about creating and maintaining this wonder of the sea in the comfort of your own home.
I thought, Coral… for a name of a magazine, neat. Also the name of a girl.
You guys already know how much I love Coral… and the desert. I am so happy that if I ever make my way to Dubai I’ll be able stay at the Coral Deira Hotal. Wow, located right in the commercial hub of Dubai… you don’t say?
Travel is fun. And going to the desert of the Middle East might be alright… but why stay in one spot when I could cruise through the Panama canal on one or two Princess cruise ships built specifically for that purpose? The Coral Princess is that ship.
Coral is organized! (or at least she pretends to be) Coral makes a software to collect data and organize it. Fun!
OK, not really….
This is also not very interesting.
What is interesting, helpful and Madelyn will enjoy… If Coral is looking a little flustered, a little heated… just cover her in Sea Cucumber poo. That’s just good science. It helps reduce high acid levels caused by global warming.
Whatever, Global Warming isn’t even real. What is real? The undeniable talent of Queer Performance Artist Coral Short! That’s what’s real.
Coral talks about changing the colour of her hair. To add some bright colours to the ends BUT that would require bleaching. Coral bleaching.
I don’t think Coral needs to do that because Coral is the hot new trend in Spring Fashion! Sort it out Hollywood, Coral has been hot since 1983!
If you find yourself in the Central Nevada region… maybe around Crescent Valley…. look for Coral Gold Resources… they’ll be the folks digging the Au out of the ground in one of the lowest cost-per-ounce operations in the State!
Coral and I went out for her birthday on Saturday. Coral was on fire, it was as if a Hurricane Coral devastated the boredom and low lying regions of Victoria… it was like Cyclone Iggy blasted across Coral Bay and forced all the campers to flee… in party rock joy! not terror.
So cute! Nintendo 3DS is gunna come in Coral Pink!
The Morning After 
That was a whole lotta Coral!
Fun facts about Coral! January 31st, 2012 edition.