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4 buckets of pure awesome rolled up into a tasty bite sized homunculus.

Posted in life or something like it, tagged , , , , on February 4, 2010| 3 Comments »

I saw on Facebook tonight that everyone was searching their name in Urban Dictionary and posting the results.  Too fun.  I punched “Jeremy” in and here are a couple that came up.

a pearl jam song in which the young man is tormented at home and school and decides to use gun violence to resolve this situation see columbine
dude jeremy is so jeremy lets not piss him off

news reporter:today in a florida high school dick butin pulled a jeremy by viciously massacring his whole school and on to other news r kelly guilty or innocent

and I like this one:

4 buckets of pure awesome rolled up into a tasty bite sized homunculus. Looks good in drag. When he opens his mouth, pure clever spews out and penetrates all those who dare oppose him. He is the master of the universe.
Other names: Angryman, Flamenco Moronco, Priscilla Antoinette, Harold, Germathon, Spice Rack, Waffle Time.
Jeremy got locked in the cupboard. Hours later we heard “Iiiit’s waffle time it’s waffle time won’t you have some waffles of mine??” emanating from said cupboard.

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On this final day of my Staycation, Coral and I packed up Mads and headed to one of our favourite mini road trip destinations, Jordan River.

As has been the case the past few times we’ve headed out there, the restaurant is for sale.  I think it might have come down in price a bit this time, what just $528,000?  Coral and I always talk about wanting to buy it and moving to this little hamlet.

Actually we have plans to buy all sorts of neato buildings… but man, people keep buying them before we win the lotto max.  Damn you Vancouver investor for buying the North Junk buildings… (well not really, I am happy someone will FINALLY fix up those rad heritage buildings, and I still have the Janion Hotel Building to craft my daydreams to, hello my future lounge called Hotel Bar…).

Back to Jordan River…. Coral and I figure if we won the lottery or something, then we could buy the lot and maybe a couple around it, deck out a sweet surf shack restaurant and then some cottages to rent out.  Put in a pool or a hot tube in a common area looking out at the ocean and we’d live the life.

Coral took some pictures of rocks and drift wood to help find some inspiration for our colours.  And she was thinking of like a ceder shingle to kit out the exterior.  A nice deck or patio, some TLC for the front area and we got it made.

Who knows, maybe one day we’ll have a plan to make this work, and we won’t even need the lottery!

Now, rustling up the $2.48 million needed for the Janion… might need a lotto Max for that project.

But our idea there is a lounge on the main floor called Hotel Bar and my AM radio station’s studio and offices, and then maybe some condos on the next two floors and we gut the top floor and create our ideal urban condo loft with a garden on the roof!  Like in the magazines.  Now that would be nice.  When is the draw, Friday?

Go with yourself.

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