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Coral and I watched the 1988 Molly Ringwald classic For Keeps.

The movie is one of Molly Ringwald’s heavier “teen” movie and is also Pauly Shore’s first major motion picture (though he ain’t in it too much).

The movie is neat primarily because its set in the 80s, and things have changed.  So I was howling at parts I was not supposed to, like first off… Molly Ringwald being hot?  yeah, that’s got to be an 80s thing.  The movie centers on a Darcy and Stan, two high school seniors who become sexual active and have a baby.  Everyone over-reacts and things spiral out of control.  The scene that generated the most LOLz was near the end and Darcy’s Mom is driving her and the baby Theodonious (swa?) home.  Everything looks all PG until you notice, Thea the few-month-old baby, is jamming out on Mom’s lap in the front seat of the car, SANS seat belt! bwahahahaha.  The good old days.

Its like the scene early in the Bruce Willis classic, Die Hard.  The very pregnant lady is working hard and late while all her non

sorry where was I?  Madelyn was playing with the blinds again and I had to put the computer down and get to that pronto.  All our blinds are fucked b/c Madelyn rampages them all.  She’s been cool to the Christmas tree thus far… blinds… not so much.  So right…

Its like the scene early in the Bruce Willis classic, Die Hard.  The very pregnant lady is working hard and late while all her non-knocked-up co-workers are downstairs partying.  The boss walks in, yells at her… stop working so hard, your pregnant.  Oh you’re right boss, I better join the party.  yeah you earned it.  I guess I can have a drink!

swa?  a drink of what?

oh the 80s, you’re cute.

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Madelyn cut her finger yesterday which was very dramatic hear at the Casa La Corj.  She stuck her finger in the shower drain… I know right?  what were you thinking baby? duh.

So she twists it around in there (we figure that’s how she did it) and then its this moaning… then some blood… then some panic here on the home front.  Coral patched her up and now you can barely see the cut.  Could Madelyn have super healing powers like Wolverine?

We’re trying to teach her to say “ho ho ho” but then… we haven’t taught her to say anything yet… “ho ho ho” might be a wee bit ambitious.

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Go with yourself.

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Oh nose, my poor Monster is sick today.  She has the sniffles and I think I know why.

Purevolume: Madelyn is Sick

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oh no.  Coral and I are bad parents.  Madelyn was sleeping so cutely (is that a word?) and Coral called me into her room.  Then I was like, “holy shit, we should take a picture!”

Then she woke up!  damn.

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uh oh, she is awake… run away, run away.

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Grandma  and Grandpa Jack hopped a boat to the Island to visit this weekend.  I took one picture.  Yup, one.  I am a bad parent AND son.

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and one more… in case you’re not all baby’d out with my shitty low-fi camera work (I was rocking the Olympus, for its night camera and video).

It is so dark.  One of these days I am going to invest in a proper video camera.. and i guess a Mac to edit up my works of art too eh?  heh, yeah, one day.

I am back on the raydeo tomorrow!  huzzah. Go with yourself.

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I updated my Purevolume page today with a clip from my radio show.  A couple Fridays ago, I was laying on the couch watching the view as I do most mornings.  Basking in the warmth form my fake electrical fire, when my little baby girl Madelyn crawled over to the fake fire.  I  sprang to Ninja Dad action, but alas, too late.  Madelyn had planted her dirty baby palm on the glass to my fake fire.

I freaked!

But she did not wail, nay, she did not even whimper.

I thought I had witnessed a miracle.  Could my baby have super human powers?  The power to to touch fire and control its mystery?  Harnessing the raw power of fire to fight evil… or perhaps, to fight good?

I walked over to the fire and touched it myself.

I too felt no pain.  But I do not have super powers.  The fake fire is just that.  Fake.  And cold to the touch.  Now, how this cold fire creates heat?  The engineer who designed this feat of modern engineering, that man is a magician.

Purevolume: Miracle Baby

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Coral has been having a bizarre lust for the Soul Asylum song “Misery” lately.

Today before our adventures around Esquimalt putting up campaign posters she commanded me to craft a “Misery” playlist.  And so, today I present and 90s-ish inspired riff rock radio requiem… or some sort of alliteration.

Coral’s Misery

01) Soul Asylum – “Misery”
02) The Replacements – “I’ll Be You”
03) Dishwalla – “Counting Blue Cars”
04) Live – “Selling the Drama”
05) Wallflowers – “The Difference”
06) Wallflowers – “6th Avenue Heartache”
07) K’s Choice – “Not An Addict”
08) Mad Season – “River of Deceit”
09) Alice in Chains – “Don’t Follow”
10) Ryan Adams – “To Be Young”
11) Against Me! – “Thrash Unreal”
12) Smashing Pumpkins – “Mayonnaise”
13) Buckcherry – “Lit Up”
14) Nada Surf – “Popular”
15) Eve 6 – “Promise”
16) Goldfinger – “Here In Your Bedroom”
17) Ugly Kid Joe – “Everything About You”
18) Hole – “Violet”
19) R.E.M. – “Whats the Frequency, Kenneth?”

Most these songs are form the 90s.  Actually, I think Against Me! and Ryan Adams are the only two from the modern rock era to make the grade.  hmmm.  I used the Genius to randomly select a playlist, then massaged it for time and cut out the bizarre shit and moved things around for flow.  Ilike the genius because it sometimes gets me thinking about songs I’d never think to listen to, or I overthink the playlist, when really I want some something groovy to drive to.  If you grew up in the suburbs and listened to mainstream commercial rock radio in the 90s, then you shouldn’t be a stranger to any of these bands… and most these songs were the “hits.”  Replacements maybe will be new for you.  But if you read my blog with any regularity, you’ll know that I love the Replacements and they will fit most any rock inspired playlist.

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I got my papers in on time so I will be running for town council in Esquimalt.  I think this week I will be getting my hands on a proper url for my campaign.  I’ll release my vision for our community and get some posters made up.  Good times.  Coral and I will then be hitting the road to put them up around town.

Please remember to vote for me on November 15th.  If you don’t live in Esquimalt but you know someone that does… please ask them to vote for me.

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I am DJing tonight at Hugo’s if you plan on doing some drinking on a Tuesday night.  Time to get ready to head into the Zone.

Go with yourself.

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